The Black Stag
"The heart may be weak and sometimes it might even give in. But I've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out."
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
yuo cant say this during plague month
pride month. pharohs curse got me
(via lizzy-the-vampire-layer)
Howl’s pooping asshole
Stop
Peepee’s delivery service
(via lizzy-the-vampire-layer)
Q
The problem with working in a morgue, funeral home etc is that if you die you still have to go to work
Anonymous
A
this shouldn’t be as funny as it is but something about the combination of dad jokes and morbid humor hit me like a sack of bricks